Charleston Battery Los Angeles FC
Pos Name SL EL Ag Pos Name SL EL Ag
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GK Igor Svenssen 18 10 n GK Artichoke Plasma 30 10 n
DF Guiseppe Meazza 26 5 n DF Bubblegum Typewriter 30 7 n
DF Marty Stewart 16 9 n DF Horchata Fridge 27 8 n
DF Rodney 14 5 n DF Sam Silas 23 5 n
DF Oleg Skarsgaard 8 7 n DF Ernie Wise 16 8 n
DF Johnathan Sullivan 4 10 n DF John Jules 15 6 n
MF Del Boy 26 8 n MF Alex Crewe 25 4 n
MF Claus Michaelsson 13 6 n MF Oliver McGinn 24 8 n
MF Lorenzo Fernandez 8 10 n FW Elbert Washington 30 6 n
FW David Lee 29 8 n FW Burrito Sneeze 30 8 n
FW Uncle Albert 16 10 n FW Pickle Pop 27 6 n
Min 0: Charleston opens up with a 5-3-2 N while the Falcons will play a 5-2-3 L.
Min 0: Today's referee is Pierre Luigi Collina (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 7: Pickle Pop (LAF) gets to the edge of the box...
...and fires a low shot through the defenders legs...
...past a sprawling Igor Svenssen...
...and into the far corner of the net. GOAL!!!!...
...it's a lead that Tyler Ponder's side deserve - can they add to it before the break?...
...score now: CHA 0 - LAF 1
Min 14: David Lee(CHA) limps off the pitch...
...Angelo Schiavio (CHA) on for David Lee at FW.
Min 18: With Charleston so far forward a rare Los Angeles break sees Burrito Sneeze play a long diagonal pass for Pickle Pop...
...he has acres of space but has wandered off-side.
Min 20: Burrito Sneeze (LAF) now gets a chance to cross...
...he looks for Pickle Pop but it evades him...
...Rodney (CHA) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 36: The ball is hooked on towards Del Boy (CHA)...
...who takes on Bubblegum Typewriter on the edge of the area...
...Bubblegum Typewriter gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 37: Burrito Sneeze's (LAF) cross is met by the head of John Jules...
...but it loops harmlessly over the bar.
Min 40: Pickle Pop (LAF) now gets a chance to cross...
...he looks for Elbert Washington but it evades him...
...Marty Stewart (CHA) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
Min 41: Marty Stewart's header back towards his own goal is latched on to by Burrito Sneeze (LAF)...
...but the flag goes up for offside!...
...it was a Battery man who played it on - ludicrous decision.
HALFTIME SCORE: Charleston 0 - Los Angeles 1
Min 48: Uncle Albert's (CHA) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Bubblegum Typewriter (LAF)...
...and it loops up and into the hands of Artichoke Plasma.
Min 50: Del Boy (CHA) escapes the offside flag...
...as a ball is played up to him...
...but Sam Silas (LAF) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 50: Pickle Pop (LAF) hits a sweet half-volley...
...into the far corner of the net. GOAL!...
...Los Angeles are looking strong now...
...score now: CHA 0 - LAF 2
Min 51: The ball is hooked on towards Del Boy (CHA)...
...who takes on Bubblegum Typewriter on the edge of the area...
...Bubblegum Typewriter gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 59: Alex Crewe (LAF) collects on that right flank...
...his cross ricochets to the American striker Pickle Pop...
...whose finish is low and true. GOAL!...
...yet another one for Los Angeles; Coach David Campbell is furious...
...score now: CHA 0 - LAF 3
Min 60: Midnight Coffee on for Alex Crewe(MF)...
...Midnight Coffee will play MF.
Min 60: Ted Rogers on for Sam Silas(DF)...
...Ted Rogers will play FW.
Min 63: Cheeky back heel from Midnight Coffee to release Elbert Washington in the box...
...but the American is correctly ruled to have been off-side.
Min 64: Burrito Sneeze looks up and sees Pickle Pop in space...
... a deft flick on, he's onside!...
... Pickle Pop torpedoes it hard and low under the outstretched Igor Svenssen, oh what a beauty!?GOAL!!...
...David Campbell suggests to Igor Svenssen that he might want to dust off his resume...
...score now: CHA 0 - LAF 4
Min 72: Ted Rogers is freed 30 yards out...
...takes a few steps forward...
...and hammers a shot that is comfortably saved by Igor Svenssen.
Min 77: Pickle Pop (LAF) finds Ted Rogers steaming through the middle...
...he gets into the area...
...but Guiseppe Meazza (CHA) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 79: Ted Rogers (LAF) swings a ball in to the Charleston box...
...but the presence of Guiseppe Meazza (CHA) means it is easily cleared.
Min 83: Marty Stewart heads away...
...Oliver McGinn (LAF) knocks it back in with a header...
...and Ted Rogers drills it on goal but its saved by Igor Svenssen.
Min 89: Bubblegum Typewriter (LAF) gets a yellow card for bringing down Del Boy...
...he also has a bloody lip after getting Del Boy's boot in his face.
Min 90: Ted Rogers (LAF) now gets a chance to cross...
...he looks for Elbert Washington but it evades him...
...Guiseppe Meazza (CHA) is there to collect the ball and turn it back upfield.
FINAL SCORE: Charleston 0 - Los Angeles 4
Man Of The Match: Pickle Pop (LAF)
Charleston Battery
Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Igor Svenssen 18 18 18 8 4 n 0 2 0 0 90 6
DF Johnathan Sullivan 4 4 4 3 4 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
DF Guiseppe Meazza 26 26 26 23 -1 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
DF Rodney 14 14 14 11 -1 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
DF Oleg Skarsgaard 8 8 8 6 1 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
DF Marty Stewart 16 16 16 12 3 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
MF Claus Michaelsson 13 13 13 11 0 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
MF Lorenzo Fernandez 8 8 8 7 4 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
MF Del Boy 26 26 26 26 2 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
FW David Lee 29 29 29 29 3 n 0 0 0 0 14 6
FW Uncle Albert 16 16 16 16 4 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
FW Angelo Schiavio 26 26 26 26 -1 n 0 0 0 0 76 6
Los Angeles FC
Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Artichoke Plasma 30 30 30 13 4 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
DF Sam Silas 23 23 23 20 1 n 0 0 0 0 60 6
DF Horchata Fridge 27 27 27 21 2 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
DF Ernie Wise 16 16 16 12 2 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
DF John Jules 15 15 15 12 0 n 0 0 0 1 90 6
DF Bubblegum Typewriter 30 30 30 27 1 n 4 0 0 0 90 7
MF Oliver McGinn 24 24 24 21 2 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
MF Alex Crewe 25 25 25 25 0 n 0 0 0 0 60 6
MF Midnight Coffee 27 27 27 24 3 n 0 0 0 0 30 6
FW Elbert Washington 30 30 30 30 0 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
FW Pickle Pop 27 27 27 27 0 n 0 0 4 4 90 8
FW Burrito Sneeze 30 30 30 30 2 n 0 0 0 0 90 6
FW Ted Rogers 20 20 20 20 0 n 0 0 0 2 30 6
Statistics CHA LAF
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Halftime 0 1
Fulltime 0 4
Shots On Target 0 6
Shots 0 7
Saves 2 0
Offsides 0 3
Penalty Kicks 0 0
Yellow Cards 0 1
Red Cards 0 0
Avg SL% Used 44 70
Revenue 70 70
MIN TEAM MT GP DEF OFF
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1 CHA N 40.80 98.64 100.99
1 LAF L 66.60 140.42 160.37
14 CHA N 40.80 98.64 97.99
61 LAF L 52.80 118.42 181.77
Trainer's Report
David Lee (CHA) suffered a thigh bruise.
Alex Crewe (LAF) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Oliver McGinn (LAF) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Pickle Pop (LAF) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Bubblegum Typewriter (LAF) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).
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Zac Hammond (3)