Dumbarton                                 Stenhousemuir
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Harry Cobden              29 10  n     GK Holland                   30 10  a
DF Adam Kirby                29  8  n     DF Paolo Maldini             21  8  n
DF Connor Beasley            29  7  n     DF Kenya                     14  5  a
DF Jack Doyen                25  8  n     DF Jorrel Hato               13  9  n
DF Nico de Boinville         16  6  n     DF The Wall                  12  6  n
DF Mark Winn                 10  8  n     MF Jon                       31  5  n
MF Henry Brooke              24 10  n     MF Average Joe               19  7  a
MF Jason Watson              16  6  n     MF M.Hawthorn                19  6  n
WG Jamie Hamilton            35  8  n     FW Brazil                    31  7  n
WG Hector Crouch             25  9  n     FW Connor McManus            14 10  a
FW Ross Chapman              29  8  n     FW Render                    10 10  n

Min 0: Dumbarton opens up with a 5-2-3 E while the Stenny will play a 4-3-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Raymond Cini (STRONG/LOOSE).
Min 1: Jorrel Hato's appalling clearance goes right to Jason Watson (DUM)...
        ...who knocks the ball onto the head of Ross Chapman...
        ...who heads it on goal but Holland is there to collect it.
Min 2: Dumbarton break quickly with Connor Beasley...
        ...he only has Holland to beat...
        ...great save by Holland but the ball falls to Ross Chapman...
        ...who kicks it right back at Holland...
        ...Stenhousemuir were incredibly lucky there. What a stramash as they say in Scotland.
Min 7: Henry Brooke (DUM) takes the ball into the Stenny half...
        ...chips a great ball over three defenders to find Ross Chapman...
        ...who slips it past Holland. GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Sons of the Rock...
        ...score now: DUM 1 - STE 0
Min 9: Jamie Hamilton (DUM) spins and plays the ball to the right of the box...
        ...for the on-rushing Ross Chapman...
        ...Ross Chapman shoots at Holland who makes the save.
Min 9: M.Hawthorn (STE) turns the ball back into the box...
        ...Jorrel Hato peels off to the back post...
        ...and connects with a great header but its collected by Harry Cobden.
Min 13: Stenhousemuir gives the ball away and Jamie Hamilton gathers...
        ...he comes in from the left flank unchallenged...
        ...he unleashes an unstoppable drive that ends up in the top corner of Holland's net...
        ...the keeper had no chance GOAL!!...
        ...Dumbarton are looking strong now...
        ...score now: DUM 2 - STE 0
Min 19: The ball is hooked on towards Mark Winn (DUM)...
        ...who takes on Paolo Maldini on the edge of the area...
        ...Paolo Maldini  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 22: Jamie Hamilton (DUM) hits a thunderbolt strike...
        ...luckily for Stenhousemuir Holland is in the right spot to make the save.
Min 23: Jorrel Hato hits a short back-pass...
        ...and Adam Kirby (DUM) latches on...
        ...but he can't beat an alert Holland.
Min 23: Brazil (STE) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Adam Kirby (DUM) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 26: Ross Chapman (DUM) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by The Wall (STE).
Min 27: The ball is hooked on towards Connor Beasley (DUM)...
        ...who takes on Paolo Maldini on the edge of the area...
        ...Paolo Maldini  gets control to erase the opportunity.
Min 34: Jon (STE) dinks the ball over the top of the onrushing Harry Cobden...
        ...and into the corner of the net. A sublime finish to a brilliantly worked move GOAL!!...
        ...Stenhousemuir pull one back but they need another...
        ...score now: DUM 2 - STE 1
Min 38: Jack Doyen (DUM) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...caught by Holland!
Min 45: Ireland on for Jorrel Hato(DF)...
        ...Ireland will play DF.
Min 45: Cambodia on for Jon(MF)...
        ...Cambodia will play MF.
Min 45: Aidan Fitzpatrick on for Connor McManus(FW)...
        ...Aidan Fitzpatrick will play FW.
Min 45: STE now playing Press


HALFTIME SCORE: Dumbarton 2 - Stenhousemuir 1

Min 47: Here comes Jamie Hamilton (DUM)...
        ...getting onto Ross Chapman's ball behind the defense...
        ...he slots it coolly past Holland GOAL!...
        ...Dumbarton are looking strong now...
        ...score now: DUM 3 - STE 1
Min 51: Hector Crouch (DUM) reads Adam Kirby's intentions perfectly...
        ...as he beats the offside trap...
        ...and races onto the ball...
        ...firing an unstoppable effort into the roof of the net. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Dumbarton; Coach Ricky Hawthorn is furious...
        ...score now: DUM 4 - STE 1
Min 53: Jamie Hamilton (DUM) pumps the ball back into a crowded box...
        ...Hector Crouch rises at the back post...
        ...and powerfully heads the ball down but right at the sure-handed Holland.
Min 54: Adam Kirby finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Holland palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Jamie Hamilton who heads the ball...
        ...but The Wall (STE) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 56: Sons of the Rock build down the left...
        ...Henry Brooke sends a cross to the middle...
        ...Jason Watson beats Ireland to the ball...
        ...and hooks a left-footer right at Holland who catches the ball.
Min 59: M.Hawthorn (STE) weaves on the edge of the box...
        ...little pass to Average Joe...
        ...and his teammate drives from the edge of the box...
        ...Harry Cobden comes out of the goal and hoofs the ball clear. 
Min 60: Jamie Hamilton (DUM) escapes the offside flag...
        ...as a ball is played up to him...
        ...but Kenya (STE) muscles out the big striker before he can control.
Min 63: Nico de Boinville (DUM) is on the left and looks to cross...
        ...the ball floats over Holland...
        ...and just over the woodwork for a goal kick.
Min 63: Paolo Maldini (STE) dinks the ball over the top of the onrushing Harry Cobden...
        ...and just over the bar.
Min 65: The ball is hooked on towards Hector Crouch (DUM)...
        ...who takes on Ireland on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to Ross Chapman...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot that is knocked away by Holland.
Min 66: The ball is hooked on towards Jamie Hamilton (DUM)...
        ...who takes on Ireland on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to Jason Watson...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot that is knocked away by Holland.
Min 68: Ross Chapman (DUM) finds Jamie Hamilton...
        ...but he hesitates and Kenya (STE) is able to make the tackle.
Min 70: Kenya(STE) fouled Jamie Hamilton in the box...
        ...Kenya is SENT OFF!...
        ...Jamie Hamilton takes the penalty...
        ...Holland never had a chance GOAL!...
        ...score now: DUM 5 - STE 1
Min 76: Period of head tennis in the middle of the pitch...
        ...finally a ball is played along the ground towards Brazil (STE)...
        ...but the impressive Adam Kirby (DUM) is able to get the ball back to Harry Cobden.
Min 78: Dumbarton break quickly with Jason Watson...
        ...he only has Holland to beat...
        ...great save by Holland but the ball falls to Jamie Hamilton...
        ...whose shot is smothered by the recovering Holland.
Min 78: Cambodia (STE) finds The Wall steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...but Adam Kirby (DUM) is there to make a key tackle.
Min 81: Jack Doyen breaks up the play in the middle of the park...
        ...and puts Connor Beasley on the attack down the right...
        ...the American cuts inside, evades Ireland's challenge...
        ...and flights the ball past a static Holland and over the bar.
Min 83: Ross Chapman (DUM) fouls M.Hawthorn as he tries to win the ball back...
        ...and he's entered the referees book.
Min 84: The ball comes in to the area from Connor Beasley...
        ...he rattles it off Holland...
        ...Hector Crouch (DUM) pauses and shoots but Holland recovers and the big eejit makes the save.
Min 84: Aidan Fitzpatrick finds some space in the middle of the pitch...
        ...hits an audacious 30-yard shot...
        ...Harry Cobden palms the shot onto the bar...
        ...it spins back to Brazil who heads the ball...
        ...but Adam Kirby (DUM) is there to knock it out of danger.
Min 87: Jamie Hamilton (DUM) crosses from the right...
        ...Jack Doyen heads downwards and in. GOAL!...
        ...yet another one for Dumbarton; they are really pouring it on...
        ...score now: DUM 6 - STE 1
Min 90: If Jack Doyen's leg had been any higher he would have been Fosbury Flopping...
        ...thats a straight Red Card for the Scotsman!  Who writes this crap!


FINAL SCORE: Dumbarton 6 - Stenhousemuir 1


Man Of The Match: Jamie Hamilton (DUM)

Dumbarton
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Harry Cobden              29 29 29 13  4  n  0  2  0  0 90  6
DF Adam Kirby                29 29 29 23  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  7
DF Nico de Boinville         16 16 16 12  0  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Connor Beasley            29 29 29 23  1  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Jack Doyen                25 25 25 20  2  n 10  0  1  2 90  6
DF Mark Winn                 10 10 10  8  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Jason Watson              16 16 16 14  0  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
MF Henry Brooke              24 24 24 21  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
WG Hector Crouch             25 25 25 22  3  n  0  0  1  3 90  7
WG Jamie Hamilton            35 35 35 31  2  n  0  0  3  6 90  8
FW Ross Chapman              29 29 29 29  2  n  4  0  1  5 90  8

Stenhousemuir
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Holland                   30 30 30 13  2  a  0 12  0  0 90  7
DF The Wall                  12 12 12  9  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
DF Paolo Maldini             21 21 21 16  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  4
DF Kenya                     14 17 17 11 -2  a 10  0  0  0 70  4
DF Jorrel Hato               13 13 13 10  6  n  0  0  0  1 45  6
DF Ireland                   27 27 27 21  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  0
MF Average Joe               19 23 23 17 -1  a  0  0  0  1 90  4
MF Jon                       31 31 31 27  2  n  0  0  1  1 45  6
MF M.Hawthorn                19 19 19 17  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  4
MF Cambodia                  15 15 15 13  1  n  0  0  0  0 45  5
FW Brazil                    31 31 31 31  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Connor McManus            14 17 17 14  6  a  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Render                    10 10 10 10  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Aidan Fitzpatrick         18 22 22 18  3  a  0  0  0  0 45  6

Statistics       DUM STE
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Halftime           2   1
Fulltime           6   1
Shots On Target   18   3
Shots             20   4
Saves              2  12
Offsides           0   0
Penalty Kicks      1   0
Yellow Cards       1   0
Red Cards          1   1
Avg SL% Used      72  52
Revenue          121 121

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  DUM  E  65.40 150.10 205.90 
  1  STE  N  45.30 110.14 135.99 
 46  STE  P  30.60  78.64 169.29 
 70  STE  P  25.50  65.89 161.64 

 Trainer's Report
DUM paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Hector Crouch (DUM) was awarded a Captain's Bonus.
Jamie Hamilton (DUM) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Henry Brooke (DUM) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Holland (STE) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Brazil (STE) played 90 minutes and earned a CP.
Jon (STE) played 45 minutes and earned a CP.
Render (STE) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
The Wall (STE) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Jack Doyen (DUM) was sent off today, and now has 10 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).
Kenya (STE) was sent off today, and now has 10 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).