Stirling                                  Queen of the South
Pos Name                     SL EL Ag     Pos Name                     SL EL Ag
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GK Frank Serpico             29  8  n     GK Adam Fearthainn           30  6  n
DF Neville Parker            25  6  n     DF Billy Nicholl             26  6  n
DF Alan Forrest              19  8  n     DF Paolo Maldini             25  6  n
DF Christian Dailly          18  8  n     DF Andy Robertson            13  8  n
DF Napoleon Solo              9  8  n     DF Alexander Fleming         10  8  n
MF Raymond Tango             29  8  n     MF George Giro Cloy          27  6  n
MF Humphrey Goodman          21  6  n     MF Hungary                   22  9  n
MF Richard Poole             14  8  n     MF Andrew Watson             10 10  n
MF Joe Cole                  12 10  n     FW Aaran Stramash            30  7  n
FW Alexander Graham Bell     26  8  n     FW Jack Bell                 15 10  n
FW Eddie Valiant             13  6  n     FW No Salad                  14 10  n

Min 0: Stirling opens up with a 4-4-2 B while the Doonhamers will play a 4-3-3 N.
Min 0: Today's referee is Steve Turner (STRONG/STRICT).
Min 1: Napoleon Solo (STI) starts marking Aaran Stramash (QOS).
Min 5: (QOS) push on the ball is passed forward...
        ...The whistle goes for offside!...
        ...Aaran Stramash looks incensed and makes an interesting gesture to the assistant ref....
        ...Frank Serpico looks relieved at the decision...
        ...the Stirling defence were all over the place.
Min 6: (STI) push on the ball is passed forward...
        ...The whistle goes for offside!...
        ...Raymond Tango looks incensed and makes an interesting gesture to the assistant ref....
        ...Adam Fearthainn looks relieved at the decision...
        ...the QOS defence were all over the place.
Min 7: The ball is hooked on towards Alexander Graham Bell (STI)...
        ...who takes on Alexander Fleming on the edge of the area...
        ...he's blocked but the rebound falls to Christian Dailly...
        ...who from the edge of the box drills a fine low shot into the net  GOAL!...
        ...a superb play and the early lead for the Binos...
        ...score now: STI 1 - QOS 0
Min 8: Raymond Tango (STI) whips in a decent looking cross to the six yard box...
        ...but Paolo Maldini (QOS) is there to clear with his head.
Min 15: Hungary volleys a powerful shot from the right...
        ...Frank Serpico gets a touch but can't stop it...
        ...and the ball nestles in the back of the net. GOAL!!!...
        ...QOS draw level....
        ...score now: STI 1 - QOS 1
Min 17: Hungary (QOS) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the Scotsman striker Jack Bell...
        ...whose finish is saved by Frank Serpico.
Min 24: Alan Forrest (STI) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Billy Nicholl (QOS).
Min 25: Joe Cole (STI) seizes on a horrible clearance from the Scotsman keeper...
        ...finds Raymond Tango busting into the box...
        ...who shoots...
        ...saved by Adam Fearthainn!
Min 30: George Giro Cloy almost penetrates Binos's sheilds with a dazzling volley...
        ... a little more power and Alan Forrest would have lost his well placed foot.?
Min 33: No Salad's (QOS) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Christian Dailly (STI)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Frank Serpico.
Min 35: George Giro Cloy's (QOS) cross is met by the head of Andy Robertson...
        ...but it loops harmlessly over the bar.
Min 44: Superb sliding block by Neville Parker (STI) denies Aaran Stramash a sure goal...
        ...after great work from Jack Bell in the Stirling box.
Min 45: Tommy Flannigan on for Andrew Watson(MF)...
        ...Tommy Flannigan will play WG.


HALFTIME SCORE: Stirling 1 - QOS 1

Min 46: Alexander Graham Bell (STI) finds Humphrey Goodman with a first-time pass...
        ...Humphrey Goodman shoots from the edge of the area...
        ...but the ball arcs over the bar.
Min 57: Hungary (QOS) collects on that right flank...
        ...his cross ricochets to the Welshman striker Billy Nicholl...
        ...whose finish is high over the bar.
Min 60: Ellery Queen on for Neville Parker(DF)...
        ...Ellery Queen will play DF.
Min 63: Alexander Graham Bell (STI) is booked for a nasty looking clash on Hungary and that elbow to the face was more suited to a MMA match than a football game ffs.
Min 67: Richard Poole's (STI) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Billy Nicholl (QOS)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Adam Fearthainn.
Min 69: Haud yer weesht bawbag...George Giro Cloy (QOS) flicks on into the path of Hungary...
        ...who spins away like a dancer on Strictly from Alan Forrest...
        ...to lob over the advancing Frank Serpico but wide. A-HA! But that was... liquid football. 
Min 78: Richard Poole (STI) does well to turn on the edge of the box...
        ...only to see his shot blocked by Andy Robertson (QOS).
Min 79: QOS give the ball away in midfield...
        ...Richard Poole (STI) takes over for Stirling...
        ...he drives inside and slips the ball through the defense for Alexander Graham Bell...
        ...the Scotsman evades a challenge...
        ...and hammers the ball right at Adam Fearthainn who makes the save!
Min 83: Eddie Valiant's (STI) goal-bound effort is blocked brilliantly by Paolo Maldini (QOS)...
        ...and it loops up and into the hands of Adam Fearthainn.
Min 84: Humphrey Goodman (STI) hits a sweet half-volley...
        ...caught by Adam Fearthainn!
Min 84: Hungary (QOS) finds Billy Nicholl steaming through the middle...
        ...he gets into the area...
        ...and strikes the ball just wide of Frank Serpico's net.
Min 85: Alexander Graham Bell crosses for the Binos...
        ...Adam Fearthainn plucks that comfortably out of the air.


FINAL SCORE: Stirling 1 - QOS 1


Man Of The Match: Christian Dailly (STI)

Stirling
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Frank Serpico             29 29 29 13  2  n  0  1  0  0 90  6
DF Napoleon Solo              9  9  0  7  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Christian Dailly          18 18 18 14  2  n  0  0  1  1 90  6
DF Alan Forrest              19 15 15 17  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Neville Parker            25 25 25 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 60  6
DF Ellery Queen              26 26 26 20  2  n  0  0  0  0 30  6
MF Humphrey Goodman          21 21 21 21  0  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
MF Joe Cole                  12 12 12 12  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Richard Poole             14 14 14 12  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Raymond Tango             29 29 29 29  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
FW Eddie Valiant             13 13 13 13  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Alexander Graham Bell     26 26 26 26  2  n  4  0  0  2 90  6

Queen of the South
                             Nm Ef Mk Sh
Ps Name                      SL SL SL SL EL Ag DP Sv Gl Sh Mn Rt
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GK Adam Fearthainn           30 30 30 13  0  n  0  4  0  0 90  6
DF Paolo Maldini             25 25 25 20  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
DF Billy Nicholl             26 26 26 26  0  n  0  0  0  2 90  6
DF Andy Robertson            13 13 13 11  2  n  0  0  0  1 90  6
DF Alexander Fleming         10 10 10  8  2  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF George Giro Cloy          27 27 27 24  0  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
MF Hungary                   22 22 22 19  3  n  0  0  1  2 90  6
MF Andrew Watson             10 10 10  9  7  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
WG Tommy Flannigan           26 26 26 23  2  n  0  0  0  0 45  6
FW Aaran Stramash            30 30 21 30  1  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW No Salad                  14 14 14 14  4  n  0  0  0  0 90  6
FW Jack Bell                 15 15 15 15  4  n  0  0  0  1 90  6

Statistics       STI QOS
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Halftime           1   1
Fulltime           1   1
Shots On Target    5   2
Shots              6   6
Saves              1   4
Offsides           1   1
Penalty Kicks      0   0
Yellow Cards       1   0
Red Cards          0   0
Avg SL% Used      57  56
Revenue           69  69

MIN TEAM MT    GP    DEF   OFF 
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  1  STI  B  17.40 118.27 152.37 
  1  QOS  N  44.40 112.77 118.32 
 46  STI  B  17.40 124.52 158.62 
 46  QOS  N  44.40 107.77 148.52 
 61  STI  B  17.70 125.02 158.82 

 Trainer's Report
STI paid 0k for a Home Bonus of 15.
Eddie Valiant (STI) played 90 minutes and earned a TP.
Alexander Graham Bell (STI) was booked today, and now has 12 DP.
    He'll miss 1 game (starting next session).